He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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