So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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