I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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