Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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