It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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