Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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