If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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