I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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