she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
did you just send me my own nude
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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