Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
