it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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