just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm always down for nudity.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
