what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
