Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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