fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Randomize
