just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
