well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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