Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
