Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
