rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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