Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im holly from the hills drunk
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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