ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
