Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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