it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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