can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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