We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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