Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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