did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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