Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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