May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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