Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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