I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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