Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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