Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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