absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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