I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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