Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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