just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
