We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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