Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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