The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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