i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He did a backflip because drugs
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