Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
there is puke in my bra ... again
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