Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Randomize
