idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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