I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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