I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think i peed on brittanys purse
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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