ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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