I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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