sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Never underestimate the power of titties
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