I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Terrible idea I love it
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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